((Dear darling followers,
Modsy here :) Still on hiatus, school is really kicking my butt. Sadly i’m coming to you today more than a little angry, knowing full well I should not be because the person who has made me upset is so unworthy of my ire, yet has still managed to achieve their goal of causing me to be upset.
Apparently I got reviewed by “My Bad Lil MLP OC” or some such nonsense. Now, I know a troll when I see one, but this lovely little ball of Internet debauchery deserve some credit for managing to be not only uselessly foul but also completely and comically missing the point of my entire blog.
Are my OCs mary sues? Probably, yeah, what ever. Last I checked them being “my” OCs meant that I could make them how I wanted, correct? No, wait, I’m supposed to adhere to a set of rules made up by some person who clearly has more knowledge on the subject than I do.
Are my OCs the product of an unconventional ship? That depends on your definition of “unconventional”… after all, there are very few canon ships to be had in MLP (Shining/Cadence, the Cakes, the Pies, the whatever-Rarity’s-parents surnames-are, Twilight’s parents, and a case could be made that Spike and Rarity could be considered one.). Yes, I know my Applejack x Blueblood ship is weird… honestly, it started as a joke and I just got attached to it. That doesn’t make it “wrong” any mmore than any other silly/stupid/outright nonsensical fan ship. (Also, dear reviewer, you might want to check your definitions: in this timelime, AJ and Blueblood are married, so their child is 100% legitimate.) They also railed on Sugar, ahah, wow so original, such edge, you’re not the first buckaroo.
They whine about how my art is so terrible and a child could do better… They did a really good job of digging back to the beginning and finding my worst art to slam up as evidence (again, clap clap, you’re so original and totally the first to do this) Perhaps, while rooting about in two year old pictures, they missed the bit where I said this blog was for me to learn how to draw better. I am not an artist, nor will I ever be one. I am an English major, why, even my mod pony has a speech bubble as a cutie mark because my talent lies in public speaking and not art. Stunning as it may seem, I never thought myself a decent artist and frequently declare I’m never going to draw again, only to realize how silly it I’m being, because one never improves without practice. So I keep doodling and drawing ponies and being silly and I have gotten a lot better, even if I will never be good. So yes, point to them for getting one thing right, I am not an artist. Big whoop. Unlike these charming people, however, I can write and have a much more refined vocabulary than their racist and boorish vernacular.
The thing I want to make incredibly clear is the reviewer’s egregious error in assuming that I am apparently not only male, but a pedophile. First off, I’m female (I know it’s stunning to think a girl could like a show made for girls! I mean gasp! How dare I?), and about as straight-laced as they come. I’ve never even sworn (out loud, or in print), or even been kissed. I am a senior in college about to get my degree in education, so this assertion goes beyond trolling to me and broaches upon being flat out libel. People’s careers have been RUINED by the kind of tomfoolery this blog is slinging about in the name of “humor”, and I use that term in the loosest possible sense.To post such statements about someone you don’t know, trying to ruin them, is a sign of a ill mind crying out for help.
Of course, what do you care, reviewer? You likely won’t read this, or will look at it and say in your eloquent way, “lol u mad”, and feel you have accomplished something by upsetting me. But here’s the funny thing. Tomorrow, I will wake up and probably not even remember this. I will eat my breakfast, go to class, discuss literature, draw ponies, cook dinner, write my essays… and in the grand scheme of things, I will have lost nothing except the time it took me to write this reply. You, however, have given up your human dignity for the sake of a few cheap laughs at others expense… and for that, you have nothing but my utmost pity.
I will pray for you, good sir or madam. You deserve more sympathy than I ever will. I do have hope for you, as you were at least honest enough to send me your little diatribe instead of hiding until I came looking for it.
As for my followers, I’m sorry for the rant, I just needed to get it out. I will not post a link to their review, because from the beginning I have wanted this to be a SFW blog, and their review is anything but. I will update soon, I promise, I just have a bunch of papers due this week. After they are all turned in I just have exams and then getting a job and then I’ll be home free :) I will see you all then.
-the mod, Ixy))